Jessica Biel Named By Esquire Magazine As The Sexiest Woman Alive!

‘’Jessica Biel Named By Esquire Magazine As The Sexiest Woman Alive!’’

By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright October 8, 2005

The November 2005 issue of ‘’Esquire Magazine’’ names Jessica Biel, she of the leather clad, vampire butt kicking sidekick to Blade in ‘’Blade Trinity’’, as this year’s sexiest woman alive. Actually, we remember when the former wholesome star of ‘’Seventh Heaven’’ showed for the first time that she was WAY all grown up, when she posed in some steamy photos for ‘’Gear Magazine’’ a few years back, revealing some major nipplage. Yeah, Jessica does have it going on.

Our dispute…is that obviously, as they said in the movie ‘’Highlander’’, there can be only one…Jessica that is. And for us, the one and only Jessica hottie for this year, is Jessica Alba. What a travesty! We love Jessie Biel, really we do, but no way can she hold a candle to the ever so bootylicious, yet classy, Jessie Alba.

Just check out Miss Alba’s seductive and thermonuclear, 1000 degree Fahrenheit credentials. From her bikini clad, deep sea, treasure hunter in ‘’Into The Blue’’, to her beguiling catsuited heroine Sue Storm in ‘’The Fantastic Four’’, and…ONE film that set the benchmark for the sexiest woman, maybe EVER!

Jessie Alba in her portrayal of the cowboy hat topped, leather chaps wearing, lasso twirling, exotic dancer with a heart of gold, Nancy, in Robert Rodriguez’s mesmerizing and dazzling noir film, ‘’Sin City’’.

We demand a recount! Hey, Esquire, we think your nimrod editors mixed up Jessica ALBA with Biel! Humph!!!!

Muse News & Micro Muse October 8, 2005

By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright October 8, 2005