Sunday, November 13, 2005

Jessica Alba Recreates Movie's Sexiest Roles In British Esquire Magazine!

‘’Jessica Alba Recreates Movie’s Sexiest Roles In British Esquire Magazine!’’

By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright November 13, 2005

Our luscious honey, the ever so bootylicious Jessica Alba, who we just simply, and absolutely ADORE, strikes so many poses, it would make Madonna proud in ‘’British Esquire Magazine’s’’ Cover Story (Yes! it's available here in the good old USA), for it’s November 2005 ‘’Film Special’’ issue, recreating the ‘’Sexiest Roles In Movie History’’.

Flip inside, through a spectacular photo spread as hottie, Miss Alba gets the total magic treatment, benefit of Esquire’s full makeover, as she dons Hollywood glamour makeup, hairdo, and costumes and is literally transformed into:

Jessie on the magazine’s cover, positively jaw dropping as actress, Ursula Andress’s equally delicious, iconic, ULTIMATE James Bond girl Honey Ryder, with Jessie, like Andress, adorned by nothing more than a barely there, sizzling white bikini and bowie knife from ‘’Dr. No’’, as Marilyn Monroe pouting coyly in ‘’Some Like It Hot’’, as Kim Basinger all hot and bothered in ‘’Nine And A Half Weeks’’, as Jane Russell’s legendary rack falling out of her blouse in ‘’The Outlaw’’, and our favorite…Jessie’s doppelganger dead ringer for the dazzling Natalie Wood, taking it ALL off as real life, legendary stripper Gypsy Rose Lee in ‘’Gypsy’’.

Jessica adds her own side notes to each photo, providing us with insight as to why she chose each actress and each particular film role, and WHAT made it stand the test of time, for us, as an iconic Sexylicious moment in cinema for each actress.

Jessica has been 2005’s poster girl for the sexiest woman alive, gracing the cover of ‘’Rolling Stone’’, as well as many more publications far and wide, and appearing in an array of scorching roles herself throughout this year in a slew of box office bonanzas including, as super power endowed crime fighter Sue Storm in ‘’The Fantastic Four’’, as a bikini clad underwater treasure hunter who crosses the paths of villains in ‘’Into The Blue’’, and YES, we DO have to crow about our favorite too!

That would be Jessie creating her OWN, timeless, iconic slice of sex bomb film history, stealing the show as the beguiling, cowboy hat topped, lasso twirling, leather chaps wearing, stripper with a heart of gold, Nancy, saved from the clutches of a vile rapist/killer by actor, Bruce Willis’s cynical, lovelorn cop, Hartigan, in maverick Director Robert Rodriguez’s scintillating, mesmerizing, film noir, tour de force, ‘’Sin City’’.

Might we add that Miss Alba is quite the acting talent, exuding delightful effervescence, warmth, and charisma in every role she inhabits. We’ve been a fan ever since she first debuted onto and burned up the screen as a black leather catsuited, martial arts butt kicking super hero on the Fox Television Network’s series, ‘’Dark Angel’’.

All we can say is Jessica, you ravishing beauty, you are positively Smokin’!

Source:
http://www.esquire.co.uk/

Muse News And Micro Muse November 13, 2005

By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright November 13, 2005

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