""Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest"! Box Office TREASURE Pillages All Previous Records! OUR REVIEW!!!!”
By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright July 10, 2006
.........UPDATED TUESDAY JULY 11, 2006!!!!........
......NEWS That "Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Earned $135.6 MILLION DOLLARS in its FIRST 3 DAYS OF RELEASE, Over 3 MILLION MORE Dollars Than The $132 Million Dollars, Initially Reported, Due To NEW UPDATED Box Office Gross Totals Reported To and By Walt Disney Motion Pictures!!!!!!.............
“”Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”, this summer’s film blockbuster with the greatest expectations in financial earnings, which premiered in nationwide release on Friday, July 7, 2006, grossing a BOUNTY Of $135.6 MILLION DOLLARS in only THREE DAYS!!!!....
....(THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF GROSS EARNINGS In 3 DAYS For Any Film EVER, In The HISTORY Of MOVIES!!!!)....
....MORE than exceeded any and ALL expectations, setting and breaking just about every box office record EVER!
CLICK On The LINK BELOW To VIEW/READ The Article “Caribbean Dream” On “Entertainment Weekly Magazine’s” Official Website To SEE The COUNTLESS Box Office RECORDS “Pirates 2” Pillaged!!!!
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1211599_1_0_,00.html
“Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” BROKE AND SET ALL Of THESE Box Office RECORDS!!!!
BEST OPENING WEEKEND EVER!!!!
Earning OVER $135.6 MILLION DOLLARS, it even knocked the previous record set by “Spider-Man” for $114.8 million dollars, WAY out of the ball park!!!!
BEST OPENING DAY & BEST SINGLE DAY EVER!!!!
“Pirates 2” earned $55.5 MILLION in only its very first 24 hours, on Friday, July 7, 2006, brandishing a pirate’s cutlass, slicing and dicing the previous record set by “Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge Of The Sith” which had earned $50 million!!!!
….(Captain Jack Sparrow showed Darth Vader who the REAL FORCE IS!!!!)
BEST JULY OPENING EVER!!!!
Bye, Bye, “Spider-Man 2” which held the previous record for $88.2 million!!!!
SHORTEST TIME TO EARN $100 MILLION EVER!!!!
By Only Saturday 7/9/2006, “Pirates 2”, in only TWO DAYS, had already pushed past $100 MILLION DOLLARS, breaking a record that 5 films had held!!!!
…..WE personally SCREENED “Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” ourselves on Sunday, July 9, 2006 and to say WE LOVED it, is an understatement!!!!
The critics who have come down on the film, must have been under the evil curse of Ghost Pirate Davy Jones, and deserve 100 years in servitude to Jones, not to mention a thrashing at his hands!
“Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” is absolutely charming, utterly delightful, loaded with top-notch smart and savvy dialogue with some DELICIOUS, double entendres expertly delivered….
….by the bewitching and beguiling, Johnny Depp (who has never been more commanding, effecting, sexier, brasher, dashing, and enchanting as the seas’ most swashbuckling, lovable brigand, Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!)…..
…..to Keira Knightley, (who is wonderful, effecting her character of Elizabeth Swann into an intelligent, swashbuckling, damsel NOT in distress who can definitely hold her own with not one, but TWO swords at the same time, taking out some ghostly nastys and helping to save the day!!!!....
…..And a TORRID, PASSIONATE, KISS between DEPP’S Captain Jack and KNIGHTLEY’S Elizabeth Swann to BURN up the screen!!!!....
….Exciting, non-stop rip-roaring thrills and action, spell binding special effects, the dashing Orlando Bloom staying the course reprising his role as hero, Will Turner….
And…4 words!!!!
….Keira Knightley….
….JOHNNY DEPP!!!!
The dazzling pair’s on screen charisma, sparks, and chemistry, both while acting in their own separate scenes and in their scenes together! Fireworks be BLAZING mateys!
WE also have to take on the critics who whined about the film’s 2 hours plus running time. Hardly a long time for this film buff and “Pirates 2” is MORE than engaging, enthralling, and entertaining enough for every single minute of its running time to be of worth and to be savored and enjoyed like a bottle of fine aged RUM!!!!
Plus…something the critics neglected to TELL ALL of you!!!!
….There are TWO SURPRISE ENDINGS!!!!
….Number 1 SURPRISE ENDING is BEFORE the credits, which totally creates the set-up for “Pirates Of The Caribbean 3”!!!!
It will leave YOU, CHEERING, and you will NEVER guess it!!!! Let’s just say, a certain CHARACTER makes a WELCOME Guest Appearance!!!!
….Number 2 SURPRISE ENDING is AFTER The CREDITS ROLL!!!!
So STAY Until AFTER The FINAL CREDITS, and You will CHEER even more!!!!
Last, if Johnny Depp doesn’t get the Academy Award THIS time, this here pirate will make the Academy judges walk the plank. Depp, made the role his own in the first “Pirates” film, but in this “Pirates 2: Dead Man’s Chest” sequel, he exudes such perfect comedic timing, charm, charisma, bravado, rogue with a heart of GOLD, and such utter conviction in his LEFT FIELD, as surprising as it seems to US as it also seems to be to JACK, valor, heroism, courage, and loyalty to his crew members, Will, and Elizabeth, that WE know, BOTH NOW, and YEARS from now…
….FANS will FONDLY think of and remember Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow as a heroic ICON character in film history, right up there with the greats!!!!
Gush WE will, and it’s NOT the rum talking, it’s US!
“Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” is a TREASURE whose merits and worth exceed that of gold. It’s filled with immeasurable heart, soul, and unwavering spirit as deliriously wild and free as Captain Jack, untamed, unchartered, forever sailing his beloved seas, holding the stars, the sun, and the horizon close to his heart!!!!
Five out of Five STARS from US!!!!
Source:
http://www.ew.com/ew/
Muse News And Micro Muse July 10, 2006
By Arlene R. Weiss © Copyright July 10, 2006
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